Heteroflexible

I really don't think it's what you think
 The lipstick on his collar may be pink
 But once he's had something to drink
 The world turns upside-down
 You're trying to square the circle
 Will this never end
 Why can't you see what's plain to me
 He'll never be more than a friend
 We've heard the rumours
 Can they be true
 We've all heard it's not just girls
 And he's not just seeing you
 Heteroflexible or bisexual
 Whatever it may be
 I've found out he's seeing you
 Now I'm saying he's seeing me
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 He played the field, he played us all
 I can't believe he had the gall
 To hang up when I made the call
 We're gonna turn him upside-down
 We never said it's exclusive
 So I can't be too mad
 But you're the one he told whose
 Heart he's glad he had
 We've heard the rumours
 Can they be true
 We've all heard it's not just girls
 And he's not just seeing you
 Heteroflexible or bisexual
 Whatever it may be
 I've found out he's seeing you
 Now I'm saying he's seeing me
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 We've heard the rumours
 Can they be true
 We've all heard it's not just girls
 And he's not just seeing you
 Heteroflexible or bisexual
 Whatever it may be
 I've found out he's seeing you
 Now I'm saying he's seeing me
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible
 Heteroflexible