Paradise Knife And Gun Club

Joe Bob was as rough as they come
 And prone to blow his stack
 Kenny Dean was in the suicide scene
 And sneakin' behind Joe's back
 Sneakin' around with Joe's girl June
 She liked the boys in the band
 And when they all got together on Saturday night
 It was easy to understand why
 They called it Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
 There's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and The Blackjacks
 It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
 If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee
 Now the owner of the place was a man named Jack
 And he wouldn't take talking back
 He was married to a woman named Mae
 She took up the slack
 He knocked ya out and she'd drag ya out
 And leave ya in the parking lot
 And when you'd wake up in the mornin' with a busted head
 You're just happy that was all you got
 Come Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
 They was drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks
 It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
 If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee
 Well the night that Joe Bob found out that Kenny Dean Was sneakin' around with June
 He caught Bobby Lee in the band in the middle of an old Hank William's tune
 And Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart
 That was just the spark it took
 And when the fighting got started
 Everybody took part and that whole damn building shook
 Till the sheriff came out and he stopped the bout
 Hauled everybody to jail
 When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears
 He turned a whiter shade of pale
 He said good God ya'll what's happened here
 Somebody started World War III
 Kenny Dean just grinned the best he could and said
 Your Honor it seems to me like it was just another
 Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
 They was drinking and dancing the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks
 It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
 If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee
 Lord if you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee