Mr. Mom

Oh, yeah
 Lost my job, came home mad
 Got a hug and a kiss and "that's too bad"
 She said, "I can go to work until you find another job"
 I thought, I like the sound of that
 Watch TV and take long naps
 Go from a hardworking dad to being Mr. Mom
 Well
 Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
 Crayons go up one drawer higher
 Rewind Barney for the 15th time
 Breakfast six, naps at nine
 There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
 Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
 Been crazy all day long
 And it's only Monday Mr. Mom
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 Football, soccer, and ballet
 Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
 And there's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long
 How much smoke can one stove make?
 The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
 It's more than any man can take
 Being Mr. Mom
 Well
 Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
 Crayons go up one drawer higher
 Rewind Barney for the 16th time
 Breakfast six, naps at nine
 There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
 Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
 Been crazy all day long
 And it's only Monday Mr. Mom
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 Before I fall in bed tonight
 If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
 I'm gonna look just one more time
 'Cause
 Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
 Crayons go up one drawer higher
 Rewind Barney for the 18th time
 Breakfast six, naps at nine
 There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
 Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
 Been crazy all day long
 Oh, been crazy all day long
 And it's only Monday Mr. Mom
 Oh, Mr. Mom
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 Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills
 Thought there was nothing to it
 Baby, now I know how you feel
 What I don't know is how you do it
 Oh
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 Honey, you're my hero