Rock 'N Roll Mood

I pick me up by the seat of my pants
 And put my fingers down on the keys
 To sing a story that ends nobody's friends
 I'm sittin' in a rock 'n' roll mood
 I'd like to help but I know it's no good
 They say nobody's friend, is nobody's fool
 That's an old saying that I just made up
 Singing songs is to make people smile
 But I'm having trouble smiling myself
 And now you ask me for a song to help you along
 But I'm sittin' in a rock 'n' roll mood
 I'd like to help you but I know it's no good
 I'm like a fish that done dropped out of his school
 That's another saying that I just made up
 Look at himself in the act
 Fortune teller is trying to tell about
 What she's doing the farm and that ain't all
 Now won't you think of a man with a watch in his hand
 Who's dying in to himself, duh
 Now how about the singer whose sittin' here singing
 That he's sittin on the rock 'n' roll mood
 He'd like to help you but he knows
 At least, he thinks he's no good
 Sittin' on the rock 'n' roll mood
 Here's an old saying, I think I'll go home
 Now you ask me for a song to