Lahaina

I was sitting at a table on an open bay
 Waiting for drink of rum
 When I asked my waiter for the time of day
 She said, "Look out there's a centipede coming your way"
 In Lahaina, the sugarcane grow
 In Lahaina, the living is slow
 In Lahaina, the mangoes are sweet
 But the centipede he crawls all over your feet
 I was lying by the water in the morning sun
 Shaded by a coconut tree
 When I turned around it was all I could see
 There was great big centipede staring at me
 In Lahaina, the sugarcane grow
 In Lahaina, the living is slow
 In Lahaina, the mangoes are sweet
 But the centipede he crawls all over your feet
 I had only just a second to decide what to do
 While looking at his poisonous fangs
 When I said I thought it was a beautiful day
 He said, "Wow Mr. Hall, I think you're pushing my leg"
 In Lahaina, the sugarcane grow
 In Lahaina, the living is slow
 In Lahaina, the mangoes are sweet
 But the centipede he crawls all over your feet