My Own Best Friend

One thing I know
 And I've always known
 I am my own best friend
 Baby's alive
 But baby's alone
 And baby's her own best friend
 Many's the kind
 Who told me he cares
 But they were scratchin' my back
 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs...
 And trusting too
 That's only for fools
 I play the game
 When I make the rules
 And rule number one
 From here to the end
 Is I am my own best friend
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 I am my own best friend
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 Baby's her own best friend
 Three muskateers
 Who never said die
 Are standing here this minute
 Me, myself, and I...
 Life is a school
 I'll pass every test
 If life is a game
 I'll play it the best
 'Cause I won't give in
 And I'll never bend
 And I am my own - best - frie-iend...