Fried Ham

Fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Cheese and baloney
 And after the macaroni
 We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
 And then we'll have some more fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Next verse, same as the first
 Texas accent makes it worse
 Fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Cheese and baloney
 And after the macaroni
 We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
 And then we'll have some more fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Next verse, same as the first
 Opera voice makes it worse
 Fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Cheese and baloney
 And after the macaroni
 We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
 And then we'll have some more fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Next verse, same as the first
 Underwater makes it worse
 Fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham
 Cheese and baloney
 And after the macaroni
 We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
 And then we'll have some more fried ham
 Fried ham, fried ham