I'm Broke

I ain't no joke so you should get a pen
 And write yourself a little note so you don't forget again
 That when it comes to cash, I've been gettin' smoked
 Lendin' out my money, now I'm broke
 Somebody's gettin' choked 'cause now it's time to pay the piper
 Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper
 Don't make me have to call a sniper
 And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper, you dirty bug
 As soon as I get paid they come in masses
 There's someone givin' classes on kissin' people's asses
 Unless you're livin' where the trash is
 Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is
 Me, I'm broke
 Me, I'm broke
 I ain't no joke, I'll say it once again
 And if I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin
 Some people never learn, borrowin' from me you might regret it
 For one I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit
 As soon as I get paid they're comin' out the woodwork
 Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk
 Unless you're livin' where the trash is
 But you're not so find another spot where the cash is
 Me, I'm broke
 Me, I'm broke
 Give me back my money, you bum
 You said you'd pay me back
 I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
 Now people say that I'm a slacker
 If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind
 You said you'd pay me back
 I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
 Now people say that I'm a slacker
 If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind
 You said you'd pay me back
 I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
 Now people say that I'm a slacker
 If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind
 Give me back my money, my money, my money
 You said you'd pay me back
 I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
 Now people say that I'm a slacker
 If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind
 You said you'd pay me back
 I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
 Now people say that I'm a slacker
 If I'm a slacker, it's through the eyes of the ones that are blind