URL Badman

I work at home in my parent's basement
 I don't troll, I make statements
 I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
 Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
 I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me
 I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
 Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
 So when I'm a big boy, I'm gonna write for Vice
 It's not for me? It must be wrong
 I could ignore it and move on
 But I'm a Broadband Champion
 A U-R-L Badman
 And if you're tryna call it art
 I'll have to take it all apart
 I got a high-brow game plan
 A U-R-L Badman
 I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N with no empathy
 I got a high-brow game plan
 A U-R-L Badman
 I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me
 'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
 A U-R-L Badman
 Spectacles with no prescription
 Short-shorts with conviction
 Supreme, Palace, APC
 Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
 I'm a London white boy repping ATL
 Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
 I don't like you, I think you're worthless
 I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
 It's not for me? It must be wrong
 I could ignore it and move on
 But I'm a Broadband Champion
 A U-R-L Badman
 And if you're tryna call it art
 I'll have to take it all apart
 I got a high-brow game plan
 A U-R-L Badman
 I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N with no empathy
 I got a high-brow game plan
 A U-R-L Badman
 I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me
 'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
 A U-R-L Badman
 I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream shit
 Complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit
 I'm a space ghost perpetrator
 A bottom half of Idolator
 Check for Tyler the Creator
 A blogospheric vindicator
 A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
 Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex
 I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
 Unless, of course, they wanna play with my willy
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 I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N with no empathy
 I got a high-brow game plan
 A U-R-L Badman
 I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me
 'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
 A U-R-L Badman
 I got a high-brow game plan
 A U-R-L Badman