Twenty Years And Two Husbands Ago

Lookin' in the bathroom mirror
 Puttin' my makeup on
 Maybelline can't hide the lines
 Of time that's gone
 I weighed 105 soakin' wet
 I'd knock 'em dead in that sundress
 Had it all, just too young to know
 That was twenty years and two husbands ago
 I remember when he took my hand
 And said "I do"
 And the kitchen I was standin' in
 When he said "I'm through"
 And I swore I'd never fall back in
 Put my heart through that again
 Never let somebody get that close
 But that was twenty years and two husbands ago
 Water under the bridge
 I guess that's all life really is
 That's just the way it is
 Drivin' the kids to school today
 It occurred to me
 With all the wrong turns that I've made
 I'm right where I should be
 But I go back there from time to time
 Lookin' for that peace of mind
 And find it's always just a dead-end road
 Yeah, that was twenty years and two husbands ago
 Water under the bridge
 I guess that's all life really is
 That's just the way it is
 Lookin' in the bathroom mirror
 Puttin' my makeup on