Crazy Women

Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette
 Could start a fire with a single cigarette
 She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
 Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home
 So she drove around
 She found his car
 They heard a boom from in the bar
 He called the cops
 She called his bluff
 They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
 Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
 Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
 Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren't born like this
 Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men
 He told his friends she was depressed
 Borderline bi-polar, bitch with PMS
 Well he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
 He don't know why they always seem to pick him
 Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
 Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
 Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren't born like this
 Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men
 Some take a pistol, some take an axe
 Boy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she's got a match
 Might be the teacher just down the street
 The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
 No you won't see it when you meet 'em
 So be careful how you treat 'em
 She might look just like me
 Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
 Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
 Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren't born like this
 God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
 Crazy women are made by crazy men