You Are Woman, I Am Man

You, are woman
 I, am man
 You are smaller, so I can be taller than
 You are softer to the touch
 It's a feeling I like feeling very much
 You, are someone I've admired
 Still, our friendship
 Leaves something to be desired
 Does it take more explanation than this?
 You are woman, I am man
 Let's kiss
 Isn't this the height of nonchalance
 Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
 Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
 But guess who is gonna be dessert?
 Do good girls do just what mama says
 When mama's not around?
 It's a feeling
 Oy vey, what a feeling
 A bit of pâté? (Hah!)
 I drink it all day
 Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
 In this pickle, what would Sadie do?
 In my soul I feel an inner lack
 Just suppose he wants his dinner back
 Does it take more explanation than this?
 Just some dried-out toast in a sliver
 On the top
 Oh, a little chopped liver!
 Oh, this is fabulous
 You wanna try a little? Here, have some
 Take- Whoa!
 How many girls become a sinner
 While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
 Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
 I got style, I do it bordelaise
 Well, at least he thinks I'm special
 He ordered à la carte
 It's a feeling I like feeling very
 I feel the feeling down to my toes
 Now I feel that there's a fire here
 Try that once a little higher, dear
 What a beast to ruin such a pearl
 Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
 Does it take more explanation than this?
 Ooh, the thrills and chills going through me
 If I stop him now
 Can he sue me?
 You are woman
 You are man
 Let's