Dude

Allow me to introduce myself
 I am the hottie you roll with, and I
 I am a body, a soul, and a mind
 Lately, you left me behind
 Now we don't seem to talk anymore
 We used to kick it like Joe and Obama
 Now you just leave me at home playin' mama
 You give your friends all your time
 Would you like me more
 Would you like me more
 Would you like me more
 If I was a dude
 Rollin' with your crew?
 Would you give me high-fives
 If I was a guy?
 And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too?
 Take me out to the ballgame, baby
 I wanna stay up and party like a lady
 I wanna eat all the biscuits and gravy
 Lately I've been so very hungry
 Come on, let's get back to when we used to be brothers
 How did I end up as only your lover?
 I want you over and under the covers
 I hate how you run when you're done with me
 Would you like me more
 Would you like me more
 Would you like me more
 If I was a dude
 Would you think I'm cool?
 Could I play in your band
 If I was a man?
 And if I was a dude
 Greasy, tail-fin crew
 Would you think I'm fly
 If I was a guy?
 And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too?
 And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too?