Doesn't Even Matter Now

He's a tall drink of gin
 With a world-weary grin
 And he always says just what he means
 Even as he draws you nearer
 Sees himself in the mirror
 I think, How did he get in those jeans?
 Yeah, yeah
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 You know I met him at a distance
 Required no assistance
 To want to make Bobby my own
 Then he opened up his mouth
 Things quickly went south
 Now, how do I make Bobby go home?
 Yeah, yeah
 And now you get to be excused
 Of all the childish abuse
 But I still stand accused
 You know it doesn't even matter now
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 Although I may be shameless
 This time I know I'm blameless
 Yet somehow I'm still on the hook
 'Cause when a breakup's on the table
 The lady's always called "unstable"
 So don't go givin' me that look
 Yeah, yeah
 And now you get to be excused
 Of all the childish abuse
 But I still stand accused
 I really thought that I had learned the game
 You were my four-leaf clover
 You make a move and then I do the same
 I should have taken it much, much slower
 It should have ended before it was over
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 And now you get to be excused
 Of all the childish abuse
 But I still stand accused
 And now you get to be excused
 Of all the childish abuse
 But I still stand accused
 You know it doesn't even matter now