Pretty Pimpin

I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
 That was just like
 All I want is to just have fun
 Live my life like a son of a gun
 I could be one thousand miles away
 But still mean what I say
 ♪
 Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
 Never was my style
 
 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be a man
 But he was always
 A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
 He was always a thousand miles away
 While still standing in front of your face
 ♪
 Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 
 I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
 That was just like
 All I want is to just have fun
 Live my life like a son of a gun
 I could be one thousand miles away
 But still mean what I say
 ♪
 Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
 Never was my style
 
 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be a man
 But he was always
 A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
 He was always a thousand miles away
 While still standing in front of your face
 ♪
 Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 
 I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
 That was just like
 All I want is to just have fun
 Live my life like a son of a gun
 I could be one thousand miles away
 But still mean what I say
 ♪
 Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
 Never was my style
 
 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be a man
 But he was always
 A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
 He was always a thousand miles away
 While still standing in front of your face
 ♪
 Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 
 I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
 That was just like
 All I want is to just have fun
 Live my life like a son of a gun
 I could be one thousand miles away
 But still mean what I say
 ♪
 Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
 Never was my style
 
 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be a man
 But he was always
 A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
 He was always a thousand miles away
 While still standing in front of your face
 ♪
 Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 
 I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
 That was just like
 All I want is to just have fun
 Live my life like a son of a gun
 I could be one thousand miles away
 But still mean what I say
 ♪
 Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
 Never was my style
 
 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be a man
 But he was always
 A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
 He was always a thousand miles away
 While still standing in front of your face
 ♪
 Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 
 I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
 That was just like
 All I want is to just have fun
 Live my life like a son of a gun
 I could be one thousand miles away
 But still mean what I say
 ♪
 Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
 Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
 Never was my style
 
 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 All he ever wanted was to be a man
 But he was always
 A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
 He was always a thousand miles away
 While still standing in front of your face
 ♪
 Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
 Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
 But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
 Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
 And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
 'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
 Then Saturday came around, and I said
 "Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
 But he was sportin' all my clothes
 I gotta say pretty pimpin'
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
 ♪
 I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror