Survivin'

There was once a dreamer named Peter
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 Peter was also known as Skeeter
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 Peter had sex with Anita
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 Anita got pregnant from Peter
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 Peter wasn't just with Anita
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 Peter knew this girl named Rita
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 Peter had sex with Rita
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 Rita got pregnant from Peter
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 Now two girls are pregnant by Peter
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 But Rita doesn't know of Anita
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 And Anita doesn't know Rita
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 The two of them only know Peter
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 Now Peter's at the mall with Anita
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 You know he runs into Rita
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 Well Rita takes a look at Anita
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 And Anita takes a good look at Rita
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 Well Rita starts to pull out the heater
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 The heater now is pointed at Peter
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 Anita jumps right on Rita
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 Rita busts shots at Anita
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 Rita missed Anita by meters
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 But Rita's bustin' shots at Peter
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 Just then somebody shook Peter
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 Yo how many spoons of the dairy creamer
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 It's Keisha sayin' wake up Peter
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 That's why they call you the dreamer
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