If You Hadn't But You Did from Two On the Aisle, 1951 - Vocal

There he goes as usual, my man
 Breaking my foolish heart
 I really dont know what to do about him
 Ive told myself Ive got to do without him
 There he goes as usual, my man
 Tearing my heart apart
 Hes made my life a mess
 Ive got to do this I guess
 Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
 Goodbye Joe, I hope I dont miss you
 If you had been on the square
 And had treated me fair
 And wed not had a tiff
 If you had not said
 I should go and jump right off
 The nearest cliff
 If you had stayed off the make
 And you never had taken
 To coming home stiff
 If I had not smelled perfume
 With a nasty unfamiliar whiff
 I'm gonna miss you, baby
 Things could've been teriff
 Ah, whats the diff?
 If you had not had the cheek
 To stay out for a week
 Saying, "Back in a jiff"
 If you were not such a two-timing guy
 If you weren't
 If you hadn't
 If you didn't
 If you weren't
 If you hadn't
 If you didn't
 But you were
 And you have
 And you went
 And you did
 And so goodbye
 If I had not seen you
 Take Geraldine on the lake
 In your flat-bottomed skiff
 If you were not out with Sue
 With your arms around her bare midriff
 If I had not seen you pen sexy letters
 To Gwen in your own hieroglyph
 If you had not left me home
 When had two seats for South Pacif
 I'm gonna miss you, baby
 You were too darn prolif
 Ah, whats the diff?
 If you were not such a hound
 Who when game was around
 Always picked up the sniff
 If you were not such a two-timing guy
 If you weren't
 If you hadn't
 If you didnt
 If you weren't
 If you hadn't
 If you didnt
 But you were
 And you have
 And you went
 And you did
 And so, goodbye
 If when I asked where youd been
 You had not cliffed my chin
 With a beautiful biff
 Hey, if I had not always found purple
 Lipstick on your handkerchief
 If you had not told me lies
 And then looked in my eyes
 With a smile beautif
 If when I caught you with Kate
 You had not said, Its of no signif
 I'm gonna miss you, baby
 And I could get specif
 Ah, whats the diff?
 If the best years of my life
 Werent spent as your wife
 With no marriage certif
 If you were not such a two-timing guy
 If you weren't
 If you hadn't
 If you didn't
 If you weren't
 If you hadnt
 If you didnt
 But you had
 And then we coulda
 And you didn't
 Though you shoulda
 If you didn't
 If you weren't
 If you hadn't
 If you didn't
 But you were
 And you have
 And you went
 And you did
 And so goodbye
 See ya later, Joe