I'm Kool Moe Dee

What are you crazy, you know who I am
 (Moe Dee!) yes, I'm the man
 I am the flyest, cleanest, baddest, meanest
 Rapper that walks the streets
 My rhymes are always on point
 Smooth as an ointment
 I mitigate any beat
 I'll take you where I wanna go
 I sound slick when I kick it on a slow tempo
 And if you ask if there's someone better than Moe
 Like Luther Vandross, they'll say, 'don't you know?
 Really, really, really don't you know?'
 Cause I'm a real rap warrior, Elite Astoria
 I'll take on 104 of ya
 Highest paid rappers if they put up the plucks
 And I'll prove that they're all ducks
 Cause I don't care nothin 'bout your money and gold
 Don't wanna hear about how many recrods you sold
 Cause none of that don't mean nothin to me
 Cause I'm 'the greatest' - but not Ali
 I'm Kool Moe Dee
 What are you senile, have you lost your mind?
 I'm the greatest rapper of all time
 If they had a rapper's hall of fame, bein that it's all a game
 I might not be down, because some rappers got a name
 From screamin and yellin with hot records sellin
 But your rhymes are smellin, that's why I'm tellin
 You, when I go, homeboy, I'm gone
 Cause I'm better but don't get me wrong
 There is no disrespect meant, my only intent
 Is to get some of that cold cash to spend
 Consider rappin as a competitive sport
 And we're all enemies on the court
 But when the game is over I'll shake your hand
 Give ya a pound, cause you're still my man
 But if you put both of us in front of a mic stand
 Homeboy, it's a new game plan
 Cause I gotta disrespect ya, try to disconnect ya
 Break you down like a clown cause I'm an intellect, ya
 Bird brain rappers I call hip-happers
 Not hip-hoppers, cause y'all just happen to
 Be on a mic so you can hear your voice
 But your rhymes is Dunkenheins, soft and moist
 Some rappers are too hard and others too soft
 But I'm perfect, I just go off
 Because I depict rappin consumately
 Cause I'm 'the greatest' - but no Ali
 I'm Kool Moe Dee
 Don't piss me, I know you miss me
 So now you think I fell off? Don't diss me
 Just use some innovation and close your eyes
 And visualize us on the Enterprise
 And set all coordinates on the subordinate
 Rappers, beam em up, take their minds and broaden it
 Set em back to Earth and watch the network
 Multiply by mega-millions, you witness a burst
 Of a new society, rappers with variety
 So much prestige, flair and notoriety
 Michael and Prince would seem like small figures
 It's hard to believe but think about it, it figures
 I personify perfection and my mic is a tool
 I make another rapper feel small as a molecule
 There's no race no contest, I'll never have to jostle
 They're small time, to them I am collossal
 I'm a gladiator with the image of a god
 I'm powerful but camouflaged
 Like Moses had the power to separate the sea
 I by the power invested in me
 Put words in rhythm, recite em as poem
 Put em on records to display em and show em
 To an entourage of fiends who are also loyal
 Who through their eyes are seeing me as the royal
 King that feed the hungry souls
 That starve for excitement?
 The Ice Man cometh, Kool Moe Dee
 The messiah is rated on a higher marquee
 I be a god, apex of the hip-hop cult
 I'm the leader rhyme breeder, yes, I am the ult-
 imate idolized figure, there's not a name bigger
 Than Kool Moe Dee cause no one has the vigour
 That I possess and that's cause I
 Really feel that I'm the best, so I personify
 Rap to the fullest, I totally perplex
 The majority of rappers and they turn out vexed
 The other competition because of my position
 I don't stop rockin under no condition
 I rock non-stop but don't ever fatigue
 And many experts in the busines are so intrigued
 That they begin to draw conclusion, some askin questions
 Is it possible to rock by the power of suggestion?
 Well that depends totally on the source of power
 And if it's your brain, the answer's of course cause I'm a
 Auto-hypnotic, reverse-pschotic
 That'll make you feel, if you want it I got it
 Every second you spend with me
 You know you feel that this is the place to be
 Because I depict rappin consumately
 I'm 'the greatest' - but not Ali
 I'm Kool Moe Dee