Back Stage Passes

[girl] Don't I know you?
 [guy] Do you?
 [girl] Well ahh. I'm Laurie Kessler, haven't we met before?
 [guy] Have we?
 [girl] Maybe not
 [Kool Keith]
 Back stage! .
 See girl after the show I'm not to be idolized
 Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan
 No I don't wanna answer your questions
 Are you some kind of journalist, follow me around?
 Come on in the bathroom
 Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home
 Call your girlfriends
 Now you wanna see the way I P-I-S-S
 Beggin me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your back
 You're very young, and giggly with pre-washed Levi's on
 You don't know how to act - let's party, how about it?
 I don't wanna party drink Bacardi what you think I look like;
 the purple dragon Barney?
 [Chorus]
 Back stage! You're excited. back stage passes!
 You're excited, girls lookin all around
 Back stage! You're excited. back stage passes!
 You're excited, stop lookin all around
 Back stage! You're excited.
 [Kool Keith]
 I'm totally attracted to you, but you turn me off as a fan
 Approachin me back stage with a guy that's not your friend
 Lyin to get a laminate - is that your man?
 Some weird guy starin at me like Peter Pan
 There's no time to talk about how I got started in rap
 I'm goin straight home
 You don't know, I'ma leave you alone
 Why should I waste my time, get no sleep?
 I just got off stage, you're still complainin
 You shoulda stayed on stage longer at the New Orleans Superdome
 What you want from me? You took my picture;
 you got my autograph - I'm not tryin to crack any more Coronas
 I hate the smell of beadies
 and you have a bunch of dinky friends, and a adolescent staff
 You are immature
 [Chorus]
 Back stage! You're excited. back stage passes!
 You're excited, girls lookin all around
 Back stage! You're excited.
 [Kool Keith]
 Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelf
 Do that stupid stuff with Weird Al Yankovich
 Go try to figure out somebody else
 First of all, you're living through my CD
 Second you don't know me
 Base your life on fan magazines I go shoppin everyday
 When I'm in a small boring city you don't see me
 If I told you I had eighteen hands
 you're so tuned and tweaked out, your ass would believe me
 [Chorus]
 Back stage passes!
 You're excited, girls lookin all around
 Back stage! You're excited. back stage passes!
 You're excited, girls lookin all around
 Back stage! You're excited.