True Life Hero

Last time I went swimming
 I started to drown and my head it went down
 And then the lifeguard he jumped in
 Grabbed hold of my hair and he pulled me to ground
 He was
 A true life hero
 Friend of every man and child
 A true life hero
 I really do think it'd be wild
 I wonder what it would be like
 To be the ultramaroon who was first on the moon
 'Cause who could help but dislike
 A man it is known has the guts of a prune
 Wanna be
 A true life hero
 Friend of every man and child
 A true life hero
 Well I really do think it'd be wild
 I could never be like him
 I could never be strong 'cause I'm always wrong
 So I'll just sit here thinking
 How nice it would be if it only was me who was
 A true life hero
 Friend of every man and child
 A true life hero
 I really do think it'd be wild
 A true life hero
 A true life hero
 A true life
 A real life
 A true life hero