The Mom Song

My mother used to say
 "I love you so well
 If I had a peanut
 I'd give you the shell"
 She told me tapioca
 Was made of monkey brains
 When I tried to make it from scratch
 She never complained
 My mother is a weird monkey
 I guess I get it from her
 She dances in the grocery store
 And has as crush on MacGyver
 When I look into her big brown hair
 It becomes so clear to see
 We're not so different after all
 My mother's turned out just like me
 People ask me why
 I turned out this way
 "Did a monkey farmer raise you?"
 "Naw!"
 This is what I say:
 My mother is a weird monkey
 I guess I get it from her
 She dances in the grocery store
 And has as crush on MacGyver
 When I look into her big brown hair
 It becomes so clear to see
 We're not so different after all
 My mother's turned out just like me