No Regrets (Except for Every Decision I Have Ever Made)

Some people waste their lives
 Drowning in what-ifs and what-could-have-beens
 Trying to recapture something gone
 Or wishing somehow to undo their sins
 Me? I'm so high above
 Got it all figured out right down to a capital T
 Why? Well, because
 Nothing bothers me
 And when the curtain begins to fade
 I can honestly say I've no regrets
 Except the choices I have made
 Pathetic pariahs endlessly dreaming
 Peasants puking, scraping and scheming
 Get used to the minor leagues
 Get used to playing make believe
 You could have been a writer of poems and sonnets
 Instead of scrubbing toilets and soaking up vomit
 You'll never be on the cover of a magazine
 There is no time machine
 And when the curtain begins to fade
 I've no regrets except every
 Decision I have ever made
 Wasted expertise
 You've been denied the center of attention
 Missed opportunities
 Regrets - too many to mention
 A washed up has-been or a never-was
 Ignored and insignificant, a lack of buzz
 Tell me how does it feel
 I wouldn't know, I only focus on what's real
 And when the curtain begins to fade
 And my memories are on parade
 No I won't be dismayed
 I've no regrets except every
 Single last decision I have ever made