Hentai FM

Yo, yo, yo, it's Drop Season
 It's the badest DJ with a Crunchyroll account, back at it again you old hoe ass bitch
 We really global in this shit, B, but like... like I'm still waiting on Bill to come through the studio
 Like, how you gonna be late as fuck to your own mixtape? That shit wild sloppy!
 We were gonna do an interview and chop it up like one of those Datpiff mixtapes from 2008
 But I guess that ain't happening so like, fuck it, we're gonna take some calls
 Caller number one, you're on the air, it's Drop Season, what the fuck is good?
 -Uhh yeah, I got an order for takeout
 The name is Johnathan F. Ste...
 -Wait, wait, wait, hold the fuck up... wha-what the fuck you think this is, fam?
 This the most turnt up DJ on the internet!
 -So this isn't Domino's...
 -Man, shut the fuck up! This is Drop Season with DJ Hentai Daddy!
 Call here when you don't look like a Geodude in the fucking face B
 I'm sick of this shit happening, we gotta get the number changed, Rick
 This is why we pay you Rick, change the number
 Next caller
 -This is your old friend
 I just fired up a fat ass blunt for this shit
 Say, have I ever told you the tale of an old [?] who goes by the name of Skippy Joe Hanso- (beep)
 -Man I thought this old fuck died
 Now he wanna show up trying to play story time, bro? Fuck that shit!
 Next caller, what the fuck is good?
 -I'm a huge fan of Bill! I, ya know, I've got, I've got all his posters and his shirts
 I-I've got all of his CDs
 Umm, I make music too on soundcloud and I-I sent him the link l-like a couple times every email 'cause I really wanna hang out with him
 And I, y-ya know if he could maybe, uh
 I-I if he could email me back and we could hang out, 'cause I'm a huge fan! (beep)
 -Bruh, it ain't that serious, B, like, I know this shit's hot, but like calm the fuck down
 Pop a tranquilizer or some shit
 Like, why Bill's fans gotta be so fucking weird?
 Okay, we got time for one more caller, Drop Season, what the fuck is good?
 -Hey there y'all this is MC Cartoon Porn Uncle
 And I'm calling in just to give a quick shout-out to my main man DJ Hentai Daddy
 Oh man, I'll tell you what, I love me some big old Japanese titties
 And I ain't talking about no disgusting, fleshy, 3-D type
 Oh, no sir, I'm talking about them sweet delicious 2-D cartoon
 One thing I never understood though is... why they gotta censor the coochie?