Pimp of the Nation

There's only two types of men
 Pimps and John's
 There's one type of bitch
 And that's a hoe
 God damn holly hooker this is my world
 God damn time to go
 Where's my dough
 It's startin to snow
 All I want is the dollas
 I've been a pimp so long I knew gahndi when he had an afro
 Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
 All the girls want a Kid Rock poster
 And be able to both stay looked at
 The number one pimp with the number one rap
 What's up with that
 Well I'm a cool cat
 With the rap
 That's harder than a pimp slap
 And because I do so much pimpin
 One day I'll probably walk with a limp
 And drive a big Lincoln
 Wearin an unbuttoned shirt
 And be a fifty-five year old pervert
 But for now rap's the occupation
 But one day watch I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
 Hoes are rustlic
 Daddy's in the house
 We got hoes and hoes and hoes
 Prices so low
 We pratically given the coochie coo away
 Shake that booty, Shake that booty
 Its not a bake sell, its a cake sell
 God Damn It
 Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
 As a matter of a fact, I for see it
 But only pimpin hoes with the big tush
 While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush
 What's up granny
 First name Annie
 Dried up cunt and a saggin fanny
 The highlight of your sex adventures
 You wanna suck this take out your denchers
 A show of life is all I'm givin
 Old pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
 But for now rap's the occupation
 But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
 I got all the hookers, God Damn It
 I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam
 All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy all the dollas
 And all the coochie coo till death do we part
 Hahahaha
 I have hoes like horses in a stable
 Rich, famous, willing, and able
 First off Ja Ja Kubore and tiffer gore
 Is my highest paid whore
 And for some hot booty waxin
 Fake ass Latoya Jackson
 Rosanne Barr is my newest trick
 While on the beach I prune her with the dick
 And the bitch who fucks with my cash
 Robin Givens I'll whip your ass
 Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
 Don't you fuck with me
 I'll be Pimp of the Nation
 Bitc... bit... bitc... bit... bitch
 One nation under a pimp
 Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
 One nation under a pimp
 Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
 One nation under a pimp
 Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
 One nation under a pimp
 Gettin paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
 Ah yeah who's pimpin out there
 Uh huh
 The Midwest is pimpin
 Detroit is pimpin
 Mt. Clemens is pimpin
 Romeo is pimpin
 The black man he pimpin
 KDC he's pimpin
 Bo your pimpin
 I said Tom he's pimpin
 Chuck and Murph their pimpin
 D he's pimpin
 Boner is pimpin
 Ben he pimpin
 Ralph C is pimpin
 The young brothers are pimpin
 Eli your pimpin
 I said Tony your pimpin
 Hey Chicago your pimpin
 Mr. Lee your pimpin
 My pops is pimpin
 My bro D he's pimpin
 Jay C he's pimpin
 Dice Sound is pimpin
 Dougie Doug is pimpin
 D-Nice he's pimpin
 Chuck Nice is pimpin
 Barry White he's pimpin
 New York's pimpin
 I said Philly is pimpin
 Oakland your pimpin
 Too Short your pimpin
 Arseno Hall your pimp... pimp... pimpin
 Eddie Murphy your pimpin
 Jive Records your pimpin
 RCA is pimpin
 Top Dogg is pimpin
 Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimpin shit
 Ah hah hah
 Word em up
 Word em up
 Kid Rock
 Kid... Kid Rock
 Kid... Kid Rock
 And I'm Pimp of the Nation
 Hah hah haha
 Word
 You stay on third base
 I'm goin home with the bacon baby
 Hahahaha
 Peace