Godzilla

What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall?
 He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows
 And knocks over walls
 His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine
 As he eats the food court, and steals half my fries
 That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall
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 What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom?
 He rings the bell, and she looks out the window and calls the cops
 I try to explain that he's mostly tame
 As long as there's pizza and video games
 That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom
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 While everyone else is running and screaming
 I just love being with you
 I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seeing
 That make you so uniquely you, you, you, you
 What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love?