Wild Ride - Featuring Joe Walsh

I walked in there said, Slim
 Cleaning up his memory with some sapphire gin
 Mr. Paine grabbed my arm, pulled me aside
 And said, "Kid, are you ready for the wild ride"
 I looked up, there she stood, I said
 "If you didn't look so great, I'd say you look good"
 Oh, she took her hand, ran it up my thigh
 And said, "Cowboy, you ready for the wild ride"
 Come on now, junior, take a wild ride
 See can you make it on the wild ride
 Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride
 'Cause things start breakin' on the wild ride, yes it does
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 Out on the highway, I saw my mind
 Tiny little pieces thrown from side to side, yeah
 My heart was shattered along with my pride
 Guess you can't keep 'em on the wild ride
 Come on now, junior, take a wild ride
 See can you make it on the wild ride
 Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride
 'Cause things start breakin' on the wild ride
 Yes it does
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 I crawlin' across the floor, yeah, trying to leave, yeah
 Felt something tuggin' what was left of my sleeve
 I heard a little voice with a gold-plated vibe
 Say, "I bought a ticket for the wild ride"
 Come on now, junior, take the wild ride
 See can we make it on the wild ride
 Don't try to shake it on the wild ride
 We might just start breakin' on the wild ride
 Come on now can you take me on the wild ride?
 See can you meet me on the wild ride
 Don't try no shaking on the wild ride
 You might break me on the wild ride