I Hate Love Songs

I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting
 Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo
 I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue
 I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase
 And letterman jackets don't fit
 Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you
 I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner
 And roses just die in a week
 We were drunk when we met, so we don't know our anniversary (whoops)
 And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain
 The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine
 And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you, yeah
 Oh oh, I really do
 And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it
 For worse or for better, don't rhyme
 They say I got the right one, so now I should write one
 But I'd rather just show you tonight
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you, yeah
 I hate love songs
 The old and the new
 (I really do)
 I hate love songs
 But I love you
 
 I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting
 Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo
 I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue
 I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase
 And letterman jackets don't fit
 Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you
 I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner
 And roses just die in a week
 We were drunk when we met, so we don't know our anniversary (whoops)
 And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain
 The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine
 And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you, yeah
 Oh oh, I really do
 And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it
 For worse or for better, don't rhyme
 They say I got the right one, so now I should write one
 But I'd rather just show you tonight
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you, yeah
 I hate love songs
 The old and the new
 (I really do)
 I hate love songs
 But I love you
 
 I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting
 Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo
 I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue
 I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase
 And letterman jackets don't fit
 Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you
 I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner
 And roses just die in a week
 We were drunk when we met, so we don't know our anniversary (whoops)
 And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain
 The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine
 And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you, yeah
 Oh oh, I really do
 And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it
 For worse or for better, don't rhyme
 They say I got the right one, so now I should write one
 But I'd rather just show you tonight
 I hate love songs
 Yeah, I really do
 I hate love songs
 But I love you, yeah
 I hate love songs
 The old and the new
 (I really do)
 I hate love songs
 But I love you