hole in the bottle

There are many people who drink in moderation
 With no problems, social, moral or medical
 They have learned to enjoy liquor without letting it upset
 The functioning of their body and mind
 It relaxes you, makes you more congenial
 (I just had one sip) this helps make a gathering cheerful and friendly
 It ain't my fault, so don't blame me
 I swear I just came here to unwind and have one drink
 The way it looks, it ain't what you think
 This Cabernet has a way of vanishing on me
 There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine
 It's already empty, and it ain't even supper time
 Honey, no, I don't miss him
 In fact, it slipped my mind
 There's a hole in the bottle of wine
 I keep my cool, play by all the rules
 I swear ten minutes ago, that bottle was full
 But I won't cry about love gone wrong
 'Cause tears would water down this ruby red I'm sipping on
 There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine
 It's already empty, and it ain't even supper time
 Honey, no, I don't miss him
 In fact, it slipped my mind
 There's a hole in the bottle of wine (oh, yeah)
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 I went and got a new one
 'Cause the other one was broken
 Now this one's halfway gone
 And it's barely even open
 There's a hole in the bottle (hole in the bottle) leaking all this wine
 It's already empty, and it ain't even supper time
 Honey, no, I don't miss him
 In fact, it slipped my mind
 There's a hole in the bottle of wine
 You may ask me where it's going
 But I can't even find
 The hole in the bottle of wine
 She has abused her system, and she's paying for it