Couldn't Be Better - Movie Version

Hello gorgeous, let's check out how you look today
 Short and stubby, and my gosh, look how much you weigh!
 You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head, and woah
 Girl, you couldn't look better
 Shake the sleep off and kick into the morning drill
 It's another awesome day here in Uglyville
 Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news, oh woah
 Things just couldn't be better
 Call it hope or faith, whatever
 I just know in my heart, it's the day I've awaited forever
 'Cause there's a scrambled sun in a tangled sky
 And the moon couldn't be any brighter
 And as the slam big city goes rocketing by
 Oh, my head couldn't feel any lighter
 It's like a fun house ride, the kind you just can't miss
 Call it crazy, and yet, is there anything better than this?
 Life just couldn't be better than this
 Never mind that, I'll tell you what the day'll bring
 First a shindig, then a bash, then more partying
 Top it all with a rave, then a ball (oh-woah-oh)
 Yeah, you know it couldn't be better
 Morning Moxy, got something new you wanna try?
 It's a brownie cupcake fudge berry ice cream pie
 Just one bite, who needs kids? Am I right? Babo
 It just couldn't taste better
 And soon, you know what is coming
 But until it arrives, might as well keep the party humming, yeehaw
 Yes, it's a square peg life in a round hole town
 But the folks couldn't be any sweeter (sweeter)
 It may be upside backwards and wrong side down
 But it just couldn't feel more completer
 And there's so much to do
 And it's all such bliss
 There's no reason to fret
 What could ever be better than this?
 No, it couldn't get better than
 Stop the press, Ugly Dog is here
 Story of the day, of the month, of the year
 Here's a little scoop on the way down low
 Check check check out the flow
 The cats are rapping, lobster snapping
 But only the dog makes the party happen
 So put in your paper, seal it with a kiss
 It couldn't bet better than this
 Another madhouse night in a crazy quilt world
 And our hearts couldn't soar any higher
 We've got our freak flags flying, completely unfurled
 And we just couldn't be more on fire
 And life's a nonstop blast, it's utter awesomeness
 Yeah, it's crazy, you bet, but it couldn't get better than this
 It's crazy, you bet, it could never get better than this
 It could never be
 But it never be better than this
 Could it be better than this?
 Guess another sun has set
 And another moon has smiled
 I'm still just one more doll
 Still waiting for her child
 I'm sure it's gonna happen
 Just like the story says
 There's a new day 'round the corner
 And it just might be the day