Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind

I need to go shopping
 These shoes are all wrong
 Just look in my closet
 Not a thing to put on
 I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
 Things that never cross a man's mind
 Lets turn off the tv
 Now can't we just talk
 Lets lay here and cuddle
 Til we both drift off
 If we don't make love
 That'll be just fine
 Things that never cross a man's mind
 That joke is too dirty
 This steak is too thick
 Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
 That car is too fast
 This beer is too cold
 And watchin all this football is sure getting old
 Wish I was workin this weekend
 Not on the lake wettin' my line
 Things that never cross a man's mind
 Here lips are too red
 Her skirt is too tight
 Her legs are too long
 And her heels are too high
 Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
 Things that never cross a man's mind
 That joke is too dirty
 This steak is too thick
 Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
 That car is too fast
 This beer is too cold
 And watchin all this football is sure getting old
 Wish I was workin this weekend
 Not on the lake wettin' my line
 Things that never cross a man's mind
 I feel a little bloated
 I think I'm fixin to start
 That movie was good except for the violent parts
 Brad Pitt is sexy
 Why did he change his hair
 I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
 These curtains clash with the carpet
 The color scheme is a crime
 Things that never cross a man's mind
 Things that never cross a man's mind