Rocks Instead of Rice

Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
 A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
 I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway
 And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
 Well, it might not be too Christian of me
 And it might not be too nice
 But I wish we were all just standing around
 Throwing rocks instead of rice
 Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
 Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks
 If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair
 And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
 In the you know where
 Well, it might not be too Christian of me
 And it might not be too nice
 But I wish we were all just standing around
 Throwing rocks instead of rice
 Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
 Place your bets, my money's on less than a year
 Well, it might not be too Christian of me
 And it might not be too nice
 But I wish we were all just standing around
 Throwing rocks instead of rice
 Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
 Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey