Soon As I Get Paid

Ring a ling with the telephone
 Is the man of the house at home?
 Your mastercard is over due
 Mr. Mo, we need a payment from you
 Right now, right now, right away
 Look here
 I ain't got nothin' to send you today
 But I'ma give you all your money
 Soon as I get paid
 Soon as I get paid
 Well, now the joint was jumping
 It was Saturday night
 Her hair was long
 And the dress was tight
 I looked at her
 She looked at me
 And the champagne started flowing
 To a quarter to three, yeah yeah, oh yeah
 To a quarter to three
 Look, Mr. Bartender
 I'm gonna make it ok
 I'll give you all your money
 Soon as I get paid
 Soon as I get paid
 Monday morning, money gone
 It's a dog-gone shame
 Don't worry, I get you straight, you'll be fine
 You know what, you'll get yours, when I get mine
 Uh, whoa, oh, got a letter from the IRS
 Your tax return is a terrible mess
 We want our money, we don't like to wait
 Please come an see us on such and such date
 Right now, oh yeah, right away
 Well, I ain't got nothin' to send you today
 But I'ma give ya all your money
 Soon as I get paid
 Yeah, soon as I get paid
 Well, well, soon as I get paid
 Thursday and Friday evening
 Soon as I get paid
 Better catch me before Monday
 Soon as I get paid
 Oh yeah, soon as I get paid
 You heard me
 Soon as I get paid
 Soon as I get paid