Keep It Simple

Two cars, three kids, six phones
 A whole lot of confusion up here in my home
 Five-hundred stations on the TV screen
 Five-hundred versions of the same ol' thing
 Y'all know it's crazy
 And it's drivin' me insane
 Well, I don't wanna be a superman
 I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands
 And keep it simple
 Oh real simple
 You know I called my doctor on the telephone
 The lines were open, but there was nobody home
 Press one, press two, press pound, press three
 Why can't somebody just pick up the phone and talk to me?
 Y'all know it's crazy
 You know it's driving me insane
 I don't wanna be a superman
 I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands
 And keep it simple
 (Yes I do)
 Real simple
 (Play the blues)
 Well I went down to the local coffee store
 The menu went from the ceiling all the way down to the floor
 Decaf, cappuccino, or latte said the cashier
 I said gimme a small cup of coffee and let me get the hell up outta here
 Y'all know it's crazy
 Oh it's driving me insane
 Well, I don't wanna be a superman
 I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands
 And keep it simple
 Oh lord, real simple
 Well now I don't wanna be a superman
 I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands
 And keep it simple
 Real simple
 Real simple