When Panthers Roamed In Arkansas

I miss Elvis in the movies
 With his dyed black hair
 Wish that I
 Could find an ice cold
 Double Cola somewhere
 If I had a time machine
 I'd go back
 When panthers
 Roamed in Arkansas
 And buffalo made
 Their home in Tennessee
 Every afternoon
 I'd watch
 Dark Shadows on TV
 Scared to death
 That Barnabus
 Would take a bite of me
 If I were a vampire
 I'd fly back
 When panthers
 Roamed in Arkansas
 And buffalo made
 Their home in Tennessee
 Frogs are disappearing
 Through the ozone hole
 I can't find
 One song I like
 On the radio
 They didn't have
 These problems
 Way back when panthers
 Roamed in Arkansas
 And buffalo made
 Their home in Tennessee
 If I knew a Jeannie
 We could live when panthers
 Roamed in Arkansas
 And buffalo made
 Their home in Tennessee