Jesus and Tomatoes

I bought a pack of seeds
 Tennessee Bradleys
 The best homegrown you'll find
 How it happened I don't know
 Must've been the Miracle-Gro
 Oh, I could not believe my eyes
 In my tomato bed
 A holy image blood red
 Smile, God loves you
 I see him on the vine
 This just might be a sign
 Help me I'm confused
 So many brands to choose
 Jesus and tomatoes coming soon
 Folks came from miles around
 They laid their money down
 To see that ripe phenomenon
 It even made the evening news
 And had a website too
 This vegetable from heaven
 (Or is it a fruit)
 What rose up from the dirt
 Now sells on t-shirts
 The profits kept rolling in
 I prayed they'd never end
 And filed for tax exemption
 I heard a knocking at my door
 It was a lawyer for the Lord
 Saying don't do this no more
 I said come and dine with me
 We'll have a BLT