Grand Fun Alley

I got an attitude, it's a little rude
 A humdinger
 I'm in a dangerous place;
 I need to win the race
 It's a dead ringer
 I'm on a windin' road;
 I got an overload
 It's a redline
 Life is movin' fast
 But it can never last
 When everything's so fine
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 I'm having so much fun
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 Here in the alley
 Ain't had my fill of fun;
 I'm underneath the gun
 Time is flyin'
 If you pass me by,
 You know I can't deny
 That I'm still tryin'
 There's a turn ahead;
 I'm runnin' out of lead
 Feel like retreating
 And the fuel gauge is down;
 I'm gettin' out of town
 Can't take a beating
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 I'm back in the alley again
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 Here at the end of time
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 I'm still havin' so much fun
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 I'm back in the alley
 If you wait too long,
 You can't afford the wrong
 It's a doozy
 When the times are good,
 They still cut you down
 Just like an Uzi
 If the price is high,
 You better look to the sky
 'Cause there's a call in
 Everything's gonna change;
 It's getting very strange
 So take it all in
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 I'm havin' so much fun
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 I'm kicking back in the alley again
 Grand fun... grand fun alley
 Here at the end of time
 Grand fun... grand finale
 I'm back in the alley
 (instrumental to fade out)