80's Ladies

We were three little girls from school
 One was pretty, one was smart, and one was a borderline fool
 Well, she's still good looking, that woman hadn't slipped a bit
 The smart one used her head, she made her fortune
 And me I cross the border every chance I get
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 We were the girls of the 50's
 Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's
 And more than our names got changed
 As the 70's slipped on by
 Now we're 80's ladies
 There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried
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 We been educated, we got liberated
 And that's complicating matters with men
 Oh, we've said, I do, and we've signed, I don't
 And we've sworn we'd never do that again
 Oh, we burned our bras, and we burned our dinners
 And we burned our candles at both ends
 And we've had some children who look just like
 The way we did back then
 Oh, but we're all grown up now
 All grown up, none of us could tell you quite how
 We were the girls of the 50's
 Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's
 Honey, more than our names got changed
 As the 70's slipped on by
 Now we're 80's ladies
 There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried
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 A, my name is Alice
 I'm gonna marry Artie
 We're gonna sell apples
 And live in Arkansas
 B, my name is Betty
 I'm gonna marry Bobby
 We're gonna sell beans
 And live in Brazil
 C, my name is Connie
 I'm gonna marry Charlie
 We're gonna sell cars
 And live in California