No Swallerin' Place

I've got a song, it's a pretty good song
 Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song
 'Cause a pretty good song goes a long
 And a long and a long and a long and a long
 And a long and a long and a long and a long
 'Til it gets me red in the face
 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place
 I can finish a sack of cracker jacks in 15 seconds flat
 And still keep the conversation running fair
 I can kiss my darling sweetheart and hold it half an hour
 And I ain't half dead when I come up for air
 But darn, this song it's a pretty good song
 Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song
 'Cause a pretty good song goes a long and a long
 And a long and a long and a long and a long
 And a long and a long and a long and a long
 Like a doggone marathon race
 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place
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 Here's that tune it's a pretty good tune
 But I just ain't built like a rubber balloon
 It's a pretty good tune and a croon
 And a croon and a croon and a croon
 And a croon and a croon and a croon
 And croon and croon
 And I can't keep up with the pace
 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place
 Now I can finish a sack of cracker jacks in 15 seconds flat
 And still keep the conversation running fair
 When I kiss my loving sweetheart, I can hold it half an hour
 And I ain't half dead when I come up for air
 But darn, this song it's a pretty good song
 Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song
 'Cause a pretty good song goes a long and a long
 And a long and a long and a long and a long
 And a long and a long and a long and a long
 Like a doggone marathon race
 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place