Baby, It's Cold Outside

I got to get home, fellows, I can't stay here all night
 It's kind of cold out there, June
 Yep, it sure is
 I ain't a fixing to stay
 But baby, it's cold outside
 I got to get away
 But baby, it's cold outside
 This evening has been
 Been hoping that you'd fall in
 So very nice
 I'll hold your hands there just like feet
 Mommy will start to worry
 Beautiful what's your hurry
 Pappy'll get the shotgun down
 If he does, we'll have to leave town
 Really I'd better scurry
 Have a drink what's your hurry
 Maybe just a half a jug more
 Put some Eddie Arnold records on while I pour
 The neighbors might think
 But baby, it's bad out there
 Say, what's in this here drink
 That ain't sarsaparilly there
 I wish I knew how
 Your eyeballs are popping right now
 To break the spell
 I'll take your hair, your hat looks swell
 I ought to say no, no, no, sir
 Mind if we move in closer
 At least I'm putting up a good fight
 Boy, this black eye sure is a sight
 I really can't stay
 Oh, baby, it'll hold out there
 Aww, but it's cold outside
 Aw, pick it warm, Jethro
 I simply must go
 But baby, it's cold outside
 The answer is no
 But baby, it's cold outside
 The weatherman said
 How lucky that you fell in
 It would be fair
 That ain't snow chips falling out there
 Sister will be suspicious
 Gosh, your lips looks like pedals
 Petals?
 Yeah, bicycle pedals.
 My brother will be waiting at the door
 Hope he won't be too sore
 Aunt Sara's mind is suspicious
 Gosh, your lips are delicious
 Give me the key to that door
 Never such a terrible blizzard before
 I got to get home
 But baby, you'd freeze out there
 Say lend me a coat
 It's up to your knees out there
 You boys have been grand
 We'd just like to hold your hand
 But don't you see
 How can you do this thing to me
 There's bound to be talk tomorrow
 Think of my lifelong sorrow
 At least there will be plenty implied
 If you caught pneumonia and died
 I really can't stay
 Your antifreeze won't hold out there
 Aww, but it's cold outside