Convention

Do you really wanna give him the microphone?
 You know that he'll keep talking long after everyone's gone home
 We'll have to pay to keep the lights on
 And that bill will arrive just when all our savings have gone
 Can I say something, can I give advice?
 Just hit the main switch so we can sleep well tonight
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 My social standing got me six rows from the front
 And my dinner companion was a little drunk
 Says he buys the paper but he reads between the lines
 "I can show you how I do it, why don't you come back to mine?"
 Oh please say something, I'm dying for your advice
 I can tell you won't sleep well if
 you don't teach me how to do it right
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 Call me a ride, I can't walk home
 Can't stand the pain from these shoes I've now outgrown