Dallas

Goin' back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
 Goin' back to Dallas, man, take my razor and my gun, oh yeah
 Lots of people lookin' for trouble, man, sure gonna give 'em some
 I believe old Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know
 I believe that Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know
 Because you're not safe in Dallas, I don't care where you go
 You know that I'm evil, just wanna have some fun
 There's so much shit in Texas, I'm bound to step in some
 Goin' back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
 If there are people lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some
 I load up my revolver, sharpen up my knife
 Some redneck messin' with me man, I'm bound to have his life
 Down to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
 Man, people there lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some