Bony Moronie

Ladies and Gentlemen; Johnny Winter
 I got a girl named Bony Moronie
 She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
 Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
 Not very fat, just skin and bone
 I love her and she loves me
 Oh, how happy now we can be
 Making love underneath the apple tree
 She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
 A real up setter, she's a real live wire
 Everybody turn when my baby walk by
 She's something to see, she really catches the eye
 I love her, she loves me
 Oh, how happy now we can be
 Making love underneath the apple tree
 Look it up for -, yeah
 Told my mama and a papa too
 Just exactly what I wanna do
 Wanna get married on a night in June
 And boogie by the light of a silvery moon
 I love her, she loves me
 Oh, how happy now we can be
 Makin' love underneath the apple tree
 Yeah, check this out
 She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
 A real up setter, she's a real live wire
 Everybody turn when my baby walk by
 Something to see, she really catches the eye
 (Yeah, she got it) I love her, she loves me
 Oh, how happy now we can be
 Getting it on underneath the apple tree
 Woo, all right