Me and the I.R.S. - Live

Well you can tell them boys at the IRS*
 This ol' boy, hell I've had enough
 The way the big man rakes it in
 The little man coughs it up
 Well the bite keeps gettin' bigger
 And the paycheck keeps gettin' small
 You know the IRS, they ain't gonna rest
 Til they think they've got it all
 They got the bluff on a lotta folks
 But honeys I ain't one
 From now on, I'm keepin' my pay
 Ain't gonna deduct nothin'
 Take the 1040 forms and shove 'em
 Straighten out their own damn mess
 You can write me off
 Cuz I ain't givin' a dime to the IRS
 How can I keep my arm around my woman
 With Uncle Sam's hand in my pants?
 If I can't pay the fiddler
 Well how the hell am I gonna dance?
 I don't mind kickin' in my fair share
 I might even back up and say yes
 But the big man plays while the little man pays
 So the hell with the IRS
 They got the bluff on a lotta folks
 But honeys I ain't one
 From now on, I'm keepin' my pay
 Gonna deduct nothin'
 Take the 1040 forms and shove 'em
 Put 'em where the sun don't shine
 You can write me off
 Cuz I ain't givin' a dime to the IRS
 You can write me off
 Cuz I ain't givin' a dime to the IRS