Friend, Lover, Wife

Let me tell you about the woman I know once
 She don't drink, she don't smoke
 She can't stand a dirty joke
 She don't hang out till the morning light
 She don't have to get high, Lord, to get it right
 She's a friend, she's a lover, ooh, she's my wife
 But I'll take a drink, Lord and I'll have a smoke
 And I've told some down right filthy jokes
 I've been known to hang out till the morning light
 Been known to get high trying to get it right
 But that's just me, you saw, that's just me
 Well if you don't know my woman
 You might think she's square
 But if you wanna see that woman
 When she lets down her hair
 She's the damnest thing
 That's ever walk into my life, hello
 She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
 [Incomprehensible] my wife, son and yours too
 I wear jeans and she wears silk
 I like beer and she likes milk
 She can be soft like a summer rain
 But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane
 She's a friend, she's a lover, ooh, she's my wife
 Lord, it's still a mystery what she sees in me
 She said long as I want her, she'll never set me free
 She's a damnest thing that's ever walk into my life, hello
 She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
 She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
 She's a friend, she's a lover
 She's a fox, she's a mother
 She's my friend, she's my lover, hey she's my wife