Fifteen Beers

Here he come, honey, run on
 I drank 15 beers
 That's a whole lot of brew in one night
 When you try to drown a memory from your mind
 It took me 15 beers to get here
 I don't know how many more 'til I leave
 Take my change in tears and drink my 15 beers
 Well, I rolled into Joe's about 6:15
 And I was ready to pour 'em down
 Because at eight o'clock Delilahs was a-meeting me there
 Well, I thought I would have a pour just to loosen up
 'Cause we were really gonna swing tonight
 I could already see her face and touch her long red hair
 Well, at 9:35, I thought man a live
 What could be a-holding her up?
 Just then, a man in a long black Cadillac
 Came in and told little Joe filler up
 While he was cleaning off the windows a-kissing, he saw
 In the back and it was soft as rain
 It was Delilah sipping on pink champagne
 I drank 15 beers
 That's a whole lot of brew for one man
 When you try to drown a memory from your mind, yeah
 It took 15 beers to forget you
 I don't know how many more to just get
 While he holds Delilah near, I'll drink my 15 beers
 Bring it on
 I drank 15 beers
 And that's a whole lot of brew in one night
 When you try to drown a memory from your mind
 It took me 15 beers to get here
 I don't know how many more 'til I leave
 I'll take my change in tears and drink my 15 beers
 My 15 beers, how many of you are six or seven?
 15 beers, just keep bringing them son
 15 beers, that's what I need
 Bring me that 15 beers
 And by the way, bring me chili scorch