Women Seem

Women seem to like me
 They seem to like what I have to say
 When they see me out in public
 Women seem to look my way
 Women seem to treat me so gracious
 They sing me to sleep with a song
 But there always seems to be a problem
 Women don't seem to like me long
 Yeah, yeah yeah
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 Women seem to want me
 To stay with them all night
 We have so much in common
 Our futures really do seem bright
 Women seem to forgive me
 They seem to become my very good friends
 But when it comes time for a commitment
 The romance always seems to end
 Yeah, they tell me all their stories
 We lay awake and talk all night
 Maybe it's me, I don't know
 But in the morning there always seems to be some kind of fight
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 The women seem to be so clever
 I love all the jokes that they tell
 Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed
 Hey but you seem to fit so well
 Women sure can hurt your feelings
 They can burn you down and not make a sound
 And then they call me up and say "hey, come over"
 My husband has just left town
 Yeah, they tell me all their stories
 We lay awake and laughed all night
 Maybe it's me, I don't know
 But in the morning there always seems to be some kind of fight
 Women seem to love houses
 I've bought a couple for one or two
 Women seem to think all men are louses
 And I guess I think so too
 Women seem so much smarter
 Than your average Joe
 Women seem to be a little more intuitive
 And when they lie nobody knows
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 Well, women seem to know how to keep a secret
 They don't blabbermouth just for show
 Fifty percent of their charm is illusion
 And that is a good thing to know
 Women seem to like me
 They seem to like what I have to say
 And when they see me out in public
 Women seem to look my way
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Women seem to like me
 They seem to like what I have to say
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