I'm From New Jersey

I'm from New Jersey
 I don't expect too much
 If the world ended today
 I would adjust
 I'm from New Jersey
 No I don't talk that way
 I watched too much TV
 When I was young
 I'm from New Jersey
 My mom's Italian
 I've read those mafia books
 We don't belong
 There are girls from New Jersey
 Who have that great big hair
 They're found in shopping malls
 I will take you there
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 I'm from New Jersey
 It's not like Texas
 There is no mystery
 I can't pretend
 I'm from New Jersey
 It's like Ohio
 But even more so
 Imagine that
 I know which exit
 And where I'm bound
 The tolls on the parkway
 They will slow you down
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 New Jersey people
 They will suprise you
 Cause they're not expected
 To do too much
 They will try harder
 They may go further
 Cause they never think
 That they are good enough
 I'm from New Jersey
 I don't expect too much
 If the world ended today
 I would adjust
 I would adjust
 I would adjust