Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio - Live at the Universal Amphitheatre, Los Angeles, CA - August/September 1974

Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio, is like being nowhere at all
 All through the day how the hours rush by
 You sit in the park and you watch the grass die
 Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight
 When shadows of night start to fall
 They roll back the sidewalks precisely at ten
 And people who live there are not seen again
 Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana
 And a salesman from places unknown - ces unknown
 All huddled together in downtown Toledo
 To spend their big night all alone
 You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio
 Well I spent a week there one day
 They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes
 Go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise
 Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo
 Unselfishly gave us the scales
 No springs, honest weight, that's the promise they made
 So smile and be thankful next time you get weighed
 And wive and wet wive
 Let this be our motto
 Let's let the sleeping dogs lie - ping dogs lie
 And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio
 Ladies, we bid you goodbye