California

*Trying to hook me up on the earpiece too
 Yeah you keeping the 1st two wires or not*
 I got a gig in California
 Gonna make it big in California
 Big lights, big dreams
 It's all here for you
 Everyone's a star in California
 It's all about your car in California
 Big rims, slim jims
 Creeping up on ya
 That's the way of life in California
 Cali-for-ni-a
 Won't you come my way
 There's a place to stay in California
 Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive
 You'll have the time of you life in California
 It don't rain in California *southern*
 There is always something for the pain in California
 Cheap tricks, sweet chicks
 Creeping up on ya
 And now don't you say I didn't warn you
 Cali-for-ni-a
 Won't you come my way
 There's a place to stay in California
 Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive
 You'll have the time of you life in California
 Ba Ba ba ba ba ba baa, do do do do do do, la la la la la la, ohhh ohh wee-ohh, ba ba ba ba ba baa-aaa aaa aaa
 *The state of California (yes) consumes more water in one year (really) than Ohio*
 I don't make no plans in California
 Cali-for-ni-a
 Won't you come my way
 There's a place to stay in California
 Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive
 You'll have the time of you life in California
 I'm living it up. I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California
 I'm living it up. I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California
 Hey...
 Baby baby won't you come my way (where)
 To the state of Cali-for-ni-a (sure thing)
 Baby baby when you hear me sing
 There is only one way to go
 And that's Cali-for-ni-a
 C-A-L-I-for-ni-a
 C-A-L-I-for-ni-a
 And all the cell phones say brrr
 You don't have to say please, just say thank you
 Trust me (sure) its works
 [laughter]
 The state bird of California is a dunaughty parter coose?
 [laughter]
 The average person has one point 7 8 cars
 Shame on you
 And consumes many gallons of gasoline yearly
 Much to much
 Think about it
 I will, thank you
 I'm living it up, I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California
 I'm living it up, I'm living it up, I'm living it up in California
 Brought to you by the citizens of transplanted Californians