Welcome To The Club

Standin' in the runway
 Wavin' at the plane
 There goes everything you own
 You called home collect
 And they didn't know your name
 Starin' at the telephone
 You thought he was a doctor
 Now he says he's not
 But the noices seem to tell for sure
 And according to the symptoms
 It isn't all you got
 A shame they haven't found a cure
 Didn't know the reason
 You start to feel the rub
 You know it isn't easy
 Well, welcome to the club
 Well, you thought they'd take it lightly
 They're actin' kinda rash
 Caught you in a loadin' zone
 So they smile very politely
 Relieved you of your cash
 Suddenly you're all alone
 You play the double agent
 You bug eachother's phone
 You got the place surrounded
 There ain't nobody home
 It's gettin' hard to please 'em
 You start to feel the rub
 You know it isn't easy
 Well, welcome to the club
 Come on and join us in the club